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How To Get Laid On Your Travel

By Jonny Blair


Travelling around and becoming a nomad often means changing countries more often than your underwear. This can often lead to the usual frolics - sex on trains, nookie on street corners and trying to sleep in a hostel bunk knowing the Peruvian couple sleeping above you are doing it doggy style. Without going into too many details or mentioning names, here's a few guaranteed easy ways to get laid and have a bit of sex when you travel! (By the way I'm writing this from a male perspective since I'm male, hope some of these ways work for the ladies too!). Good luck and always carry condoms and stay safe!

1. Stay in MIXED dorms!

Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)

Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!

2. Chat to the staff at the hostel.

Hostel staff are busy people. They often have boring lives because they are constantly living and working in a hostel. Start chatting to them. If a lady comes in to wash your room or showers, get talking - ask her out into the city - she might show you around. Plus it might be a good chance of a one night stand if you have to jet off again the next morning!

Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!

3. Drink in local bars.

Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.

Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.

4. Head on a tour with other travellers!

On a group tour you will meet loads of people, I met this group on the Inca Trail!

Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!

Advice - book tours with fellow travellers, chat away to them, eat and drink with them!

5. Red Light Areas!!

In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.

What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.

6. Party!

Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.

Advice - Enjoy yourself, but don't drink too much and wear protection of course!

7. Stop being fussy!

If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.

What's my advice - quit being choosy - chat to the girls normally not your 'type' and you'll be in for a surprise.

8. Go naked!

Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!

Advice - don't by shy about showing your bits to others!

9. Screw your travel mate!

10. Travel with your partner.

What's my advice? - after an epic day of sightseeing, get closer to your travel buddy!

10. Take your girlfriend.

If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!

Advice - take her and love her.




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